Sh: *swiftly grabs the drunken sorcerer and makes him spin round a few times before shoving a butternut squash into his arms and throwing confetti into the air, happily declaring "congratulations its a boy" before running off giggling*

"Wha? BUT WHY SHADOW?" he calls after her, stumbling around, about to topple over.

nobodypunk said:
NoBody found himself on the darker side of town and stumbled into the great daemon sorcerer himself. "How rude of me." NoBody mused with a smirk.

"Why doncha watch where you’re goin’ lad!" the drunken sorcerer slurred, scowling at the young man. "You’ve got eyes. Use ‘em!"

Pink Elephants

Pink Elephants:You are completely drunk and have very poor judgement for the next three hours.

"Jus’ what everybody" *hiccup* "What everbody needed. A drunk sorcerer."

((I have the hardest time imagining an Irish Accent for Atros sometimes, because I start thinking Scottish or British. So I have to listen to Colin Farrell to hear it in my head :B))

M!As for Dicks
For anons who want to be dicks and people who want to bait anons to be dicks to their characters. Cause secretly, you're all dicks. Dicks.
Breezy: Your character is now stark naked and locked out of their home/office/car/etc.
Parrot: Your character may only communicate with one word for six hours, anon specified.
Hellspawn: Your character is now pregnant with the child of the dreaded NOTP. Must be agreed to with all parties involved.
Whiskey Courage: With the help of some alcohol, your character is now about to admit their true feelings to someone. Anon specified special someone.
Heartbeat: Your character is stricken by a sudden heart attack.
Ariel: Your character is now mute for a day.
Mistaken Identity: Your character will now be spending a night in jail due to a mistake with the local police.
Bullets: Your character has been shot. Anon may specify where and how serious the wound is.
Wolfsbane: Your character has a three day werewolf curse.
Barbra Streisand: Your character can only communicate through song for the next six hours.
Crash: Your character has been in a major auto accident.
Shrink: Your character is now thumb-sized for the next six hours.
Dark: For the next day, your character cannot see a thing.
Flesh Wound: Your character has just been stabbed. Anon may specify where and how serious.
Frank-N-Furter: Your character has switched sexes.
Scratchy: Your character has chicken pox for the day.
Discomfort: For the next three hours, your character will walk around with a permanent wedgie.
Pink Elephants: You are completely drunk and have very poor judgement for the next three hours.
Rude: Your character is suddenly very offensive for the next six hours.
Don Juan: Your character is suddenly feeling very flirty and will flirt with anyone who comes into their inbox and/or they're interested with for the next three hours.
Cowbell: You've got a fever and there's no cure but to wait it out. Your character now has a very awful case of the flu for a day.
Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything




What a handsome and dapper fellow.

11, 23, 36, 38

11. What animal does your OC relate to?

I would say an angler fish. He lures people in and then when they least expect it, he strikes.

23: Whats your OCs biggest secret?

He found out long ago how to permanently destroy himself long ago, and has long since hidden it away.

36: What turns your OC on?

Intelligent banter mostly. Boring, right?

38: Does your OC have any pets?

He can’t stand animals. It’s a miracle he let Maggie keep her cat Archie at the castle.

How Well Do You Know Your OCs


send me a number 1-60 and i’ll answer the questions with one of my OCs

1: What’s your OCs favorite color?
2: Where does your OC work?
3: What’s your OCs favorite food?
4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic?
5: How old is your OC?
6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers?
7: Is your OC in a relationship?
8: What are some of your OCs strengths?
9: What are some of your OCs weaknesses?
10: What is your OCs favorite outfit?
11: What animal does your OC relate to?
12: Is your OC sexually active?
13: What is your OCs earliest memory?
14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind?
15: What makes your OC angry?
16: When is your OCs favorite time of year?
17: How long can your OC hold their breath?
18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear?
19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots?
20: What’s your OCs favorite kind of pizza?
21: Who is your OCs best friend?
22: Has your OC ever killed someone?
23: Whats your OCs biggest secret?
24: What does your OC smell like?
25: What time of year does your OC prefer?
26: Is your OC a human or an animal? (or something else idk)
27: What languages does your OC speak?
28: Does your OC like anime?
29: Can your OC swim?
30: What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?
31: Does your OC believe in fairies?
32: Did your OC go to college? What did they major in?
33: Are your OCs parents dead?
34: Is your OC religious?
35: How flexible is your OC?
36: What turns your OC on?
37: What was your OCs first word?
38: Does your OC have any pets?
39: Who is your OCs biggest enemy?
40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done?
41: What is your OCs motto about life?
42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea?
43: Who is your OCs biggest hero?
44: What color eyes does your OC have?
45: Does your OC like reading?
46: Is your OC loyal?
47: Does your OC tolerate violence?
48: What social class is your OC from?
49: What country was your OC born in?
50: Does your OC cry easily?
51: What is your OCs favorite genre of music?
52: How does your OC feel about insects?
53: What is your OCs sexual orientation?
54: Does your OC smoke?
55: What gender is your OC?
56: What kind of clothes does your OC wear?
57: Would you call your OC adventurous?
58: Is your OC introverted or extroverted?
59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC?
60: Does your OC enjoy nature?

Thought ya’ll might like this~ 

- Pen

(via ghostlynightshade)